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BABCOCK - Name of one of the NASA representatives who selected Homer to go into space.
BABOON - What Lisa once called Homer - "the stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all".
BABY ELEPHANT WALK - Song that Homer dances to as Dancin' Homer.
BABY GET WELL CARDS INC. - Just one of the business that had to close after Homer made Springfield's babies safer.
BABY GUTS - Item which Marge ordered to eat at Itchy & Scratchy Land. It turned out to be veal.
BABY ON BOARD - Name of the Be Sharps' first hit single.
BABY'S FIRST POP-UP BOOK - Book that Bart once did a review on, he liked it, stating: "From A, Apple to Z, Zebra, Baby's First Pop-Up Book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure".
BACKDOORS TO CITIZENSHIP - Book read by Lisa when she was trying to figure-out a way of keeping Apu in Springfield, despite Proposition 24.
BAD BOYS LIFE - Magazine read by Bart.
BAKERSFIELD - Place where the original Hell's Satan's hailed from.
BALD ADONIS - Name of the picture that Marge drew of Homer. The painting won Marge 1st prize at the Springfield Art Exhibition.
BALD BUSTER - Hair re-growth product once tried by Homer. Wasn't as successful as Dimoxinil.
BALLADS OF THE GREEN BERETS - One of the many albums that John admired during his brief friendship with the Simpsons.
BALTIC AVENUE - Street where Mr Burns owns a hotel.
BAR AND STOOL MAGAZINE - Magazine enjoyed by Moe.
BARNACLE BILL'S ANGER MANAGEMENT CENTER - Seen at the Springfield seafront.
BARNACLE BILL'S HOME PREGNANCY TEST - Marge's preferred brand of home pregnancy test. Homer likes it as it comes with a free corn cob pipe.
BARNEY GUMBLE - Overweight, unemployed drunk who hangs around Moe's Tavern with Homer Simpson, Lenny & Carl. Was once a member of the Be Sharps. Recently decided to give up booze as he realised that he had an addiction, whilst staying sober he turned into a hero by rescuing Lisa and Bart from near certain death in a massive forest fire.
BARNEY'S BOWL-A-RAMA - Local bowling alley frequented by Homer, Lenny and Carl alike. The scene of Homer's perfect game.
BART SIMPSON - 10-year-old, devious, underachieving, school-hating boy. Has in the past discovered a comet that was on a crash-course with Springfield, and Blinky The Three-Eyed Fish. Known for causing school riots and severing any links the States had with Australia. Once sold his soul for $5. First got drunk at the age of 10, causing beer to be banned in Springfield. Sawed-off the head of a Jebediah Springfield statue, mistaken for a genius after swapping IQ tests with Martin, has had his appendix removed, used to write Itchy & Scratchy episodes with his sister Lisa. Once won an elephant from KBBL, and was also in line to be Mr Burns' heir. Has double-O negative blood that once saved Burns' life. Helped clear Krusty's name after he was framed for armed robbery. See also: El Barto, Ay Carumba, Don't Have A Cow and I Didn't Do It.
BART "THE BLOODY PULP" SIMPSON - Homer's name for Bart when playing Super Slugfest.
BART THE BULLYKILLER - What Lisa once called Bart after he unwisely stuck up for her.
BARTASAURUS - How Homer refers to Bart after their night out at Truckasaurus.
BARTMAN - Comic book superhero made-up by Bart.
BART'S PEOPLE - A section of Kidz News, exclusive to Bart that appeals to people's pity. The idea was given to him by Kent Brockman.
BATBOY - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
BATCHICK - Another one of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
BATTLING BART SIMPSON - Bart's name for himself when playing Super Slugfest.
BBQ PIT KIT - Homer's attempt to make this turned out to be "art".
BE SHARPS - 1980's group formed in Springfield consisting of Homer Simpson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Seymour Skinner and Barney Gumble (who replaced Police Chief Wiggum as he made the group look too much like the Village People). Baby On Board was their biggest hit, which was followed by their second album, Bigger Than Jesus. The group won a Grammy for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album Of The Year.
BEA SIMMONS - Deceased flavour of the month of Grampa Simpson. Left him $106,000 and didn't make him a pallbearer - she must have loved him!
BEAN BAG FURNITURE REPAIR - Book read by Troy McClure, if no-one else.
BEAR BAITER - Magazine on sale in Springfield.
BECKY - Otto's former fiancé, but he chose his music over her. Once spent a while with the Simpsons, but had to move out after Marge got jealous of her relationship with the family.
BEE GONE - AFRICAN STRENGTH - Bee repellent used by Homer.
BEEF JERKY - One of Apu's best-selling products.
BEER-TENDER OF THE YEAR - Award that Moe won from the Duff Days Beer Festival.
BELLE - 52-year-old owner of the burlesque theatre. Once hired Bart to work for her, after Homer conceived that it would be his punishment - yeah, right!
BENJAMIN - One of the three nerds who helped Homer get through college.
BERGER'S BURGERS - One of Marge's old places of work.
BERNICE HIBBERT - Dr Hibbert's wife. A secret alcoholic.
BEST WAY LINEN SUPPLIES - Name of a bowling team who bowl at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama.
BETSY BLEEDING HEART - Oil does not belong in the hands of this person - according to Mr Burns.
BETTER HOMES THAN YOURS - Springfield's household magazine. $3 if you're interested.
BETTY SYMINGTON - Name which some people think appeared in the credits for Krusty's show - although it was really Bart.
BIBLE BATTLERS - Pamphlet available from the church news stand.
BIBLE BLASTER - Only video game owner by Rod and Todd.
BIBLES FOR BELGIANS - Charity which Ned once donated $50,000 to.
BIG PAPPA SMURF - One of the many names that Comic Book Guy (as The Collector) wanted Xena to call him in a recent Halloween Special.
BILL & MARTY - Radio DJ's on KBBL 102.5. They host The Bill & Marty Show, from where Bart won Stampy, the African elephant.
BILL PIE - Name by which Arnie Pie used to be known. Presumably he changed it.
BILL WATSON - Lives in the clock building in the micro world that Lisa created in the Simpsons Halloween Specials.
BILLIONAIRE BEAT - Magazine read by Mr Burns, although he's still not among the top 100.
BILLY BEER - Beer that Homer used to drink before Duff.
BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON - Springfield's Bi-Monthly Science Fiction Convention. Features Mark Hamell, Alf, tag team robot wrestling, Gort, Dr Who, Godzilla and Neil Armstrong.
BIG MAGGIE - How a hung-over Homer once referred to Lisa.
BIGGER BROTHERS - Charitable program whereby disadvantaged children are teamed-up with volunteers in order to share their love. Homer and Bart once abused the program in order to piss each other off - it worked! See also: Tom and Pepi.
BIGGER THAN JESUS - Name of the Be Sharps' second album.
BIRCH BARLOW - Springfield's favourite conservative radio talk show host, wrote a book entitled: "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings".
BIRDGUY - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
BITEY - Nickname that Homer gave to a possum who lived in his monorail carriage.
BLABBERMOUTH: THE JERKY DOLL FOR JERKS - One of the many names that Bart suggested for Lisa's doll. In the end she went for Lisa Lionheart.
BLACKBEARD - Name that Bart thought the pirate might be called in Treasure Island.
BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY - This late jazz star was the inspiration Lisa Simpson needed to learn to play the saxophone all by herself. Used to play at The Springfield Jazz Hole, and was taught by Blind Willie Witherspoon. Once had a $1,500-a-day Faberge Egg habit. His lone album, Sax On The Beech, cost Bart $500. Believes "The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse and making a few bucks while you're at it."
BLIND WILLIE WITHERSPOON - Taught Bleeding Gums Murphy how to play the saxophone.
BLINKY THE THREE-EYED FISH - Found in a Springfield river by Bart Simpson. This fish is unique by the means that it has three eyes, possibly caused by swimming in water that was polluted by the Nuclear Power Plant.
BLISSTONIA - The planet that The Leader promised to take his followers to when the townspeople were consumed by a new religious sect called The Movementarians. Apparently, Blisstonia is well-known for it's high levels of bliss.
BLOCKBUSTER CHANNEL - Cable TV channel that aired Watson v Tatum II.
BLOCKO LAND - Cheap rip-off of Lego Land. Sections of the park include: Rectangle Land; Cube County; and Squaresville.
BLOOD ON THE BLACKBOARD: THE BART SIMPSON STORY - TV dramatisation of the story behind when Bart was accused of murdering Principal Skinner.
BLOODBATH GULCH - Ghost town visited by the Simpsons on Grampa's birthday. Now with 30% more gunfights and 40% more rootin' tootin'. The tumbleweeds tumble at 2pm, 4pm and 6pm, plus the midnight tumbling at weekends. It was founded by prostitutes in 1849, and quickly became known as the place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes. Attractions at Bloodbath Gulch include: The Whore House, The Cat House, The Bordello, The Old Mission, Bob's Brothel, Ed's Brothel, Chuck's Brothel, Tom's Brothel and Buck's Brothel. Sounds like my kinda place!
BLOODSTORM - One of Springfield's many video games, is owned by Gavin.
BLOODSTORM 2 - Another one of Springfield's many video games, is owned by Gavin.
BLOODY MARGIE - Apparently, if you say this phrase 5 times, Marge will appear and gauge your eyes out. Well, at least that's the rumour that was circulating when Marge was in prison for attacking Becky.
BLUEBEARD - Name that Bart thought the pirate might be called in Treasure Island.
BOARD GAMES - Bart & Lisa' collection includes: Citizenship; Energy-Shortage Game; Hippo in the house; and the Game of Lent.
BOB - Operator of Bob's RV Roundup. He knows a sucker when he sees one and managed to sell Homer the worst RV ever. His prize possession is an RV that not only has it's own satellite system - but it's own satellite!
BOB'S BIG BUDDHA - Restaurant in Chinatown.
BOBO - Name of the old police dog handled by Eddie and Lou.
BOBO - Name of the bear that Mr Burns loves.
BONESQUAD - One of Springfield's many video games, is owned by Gavin.
BONESTORM - Video game that Bart was caught stealing.
BOOB-A-RAMA - Movie that Bart want to see when he wagged the day off school. Sounds like my kinda film ;)
BOOGIE WOOGIE INFLUENZA - One of the many diseases in Mr Burns' 70's germ lab.
BOOK OF MAGICK AND SPELLES - Book that Bart found in the occult section of the school library. Bart and Lisa used to book to try to resurrect Snowball I. Sections include: How To Get Your Skeletons Their Whitest; Selling Your Soul In A Buyer's Market; and How To Raise The Dead.
BOOKS! BOOKS! AND ADDITIONAL BOOKS! - I think that they might sell books, not sure though?
BOOTLEG RECORDS - One of the many places that Bart and Milhouse visited when they were high on a squishie-bender.
BOOTLEG T-SHIRT EMPORIUM - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
BORDELO REPAIR VOL. 1 - One of the many sex books sold in Springfield.
BORK ON SEX - One of the many sex books sold in Springfield.
BOWL EARTH - Bowling catalogue read by Homer.
BOXCAR FRITZ - One of Springfield's many boxing enthusiasts, is a member of the Association Of Semi-Pro Boxers.
BOXCAR IRA - One of Springfield's many boxing enthusiasts, is a member of the Association Of Semi-Pro Boxers.
BRAD & NEIL - Powersauce salesmen who got Homer hooked on their product. Once convinced Homer to climb Springfield's highest mountain, the Murderhorn, for publicity purposes.
BRAD GOODMAN - Self-help guru who once convinced everyone in Springfield that they should be more like Bart - what a great idea!
BRAD STORCH - Name which some people think appeared in the credits for Krusty's show - although it was really Bart.
BRAIN BURGER WITH EXTRA PUSS - Item which Bart ordered to eat at Itchy & Scratchy Land. It is of course, a cheeseburger.
BRANSON - City in Missouri where Zac and Zelda enjoyed a holiday together.
BRAU - Imported beer enjoyed by Barney.
BRIGHT LIGHTS, BEEF JERKY - Name of the short movie once made by Apu for the Springfield Film Festival.
BRITNEY - Once had her birthday on the Krusty The Klown Show. Decided to shoot Bob out of a cannon to celebrate.
BRITTANY - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
BROADCAST NUDES - One of the many fine programmes aired on Top Hat Entertainment.
BROKEN DREAMS STORAGE LOCKERS - The most depressing place on Earth. Where Sideshow Bob lived (for $2 a day!) after he was released from prison. Gil also lives there.
BROKEN HOME CHIMNEY REPAIR - Chimney repair company that once aptly reminded Marge that her marriage was in ruins.
BROMO SELTZER - Gil always keeps a bottle of this on his desk.
BRONSON - City in Missouri that the Simpsons stumbled across on their way to Branson, Missouri.
BROTHER FAITH - Faith healer who inspired Bart to try his hand at doing something nice for a change.
BROTHERHOOD OF JAZZ DANCERS, PASTRY CHEFS AND NUCLEAR TECHNICIANS - Union of which Homer is a part.
BROWN-NOSE BEAR - One of the many Itchy & Scratchy supporting characters.
BRUNO DUNDRIDGE - Aussie who was once the subject of one of Bart's pranks, this one cost him $900.
BUDDY - Sam's dog, eventually ran away from home.
BUDDY HODGES - Actor who played Fallout Boy on TV.
BUFFALO TESTICLES - What Homer believed apples were, according to the Simpsons Tall Tales.
BULLY OF THE YEAR - Award that Nelson was once nominated for.
BUMBLEBEE MAN - Mexican television comedy sensation - is simply a man dressed in a bee costume, fantastic!
BUMTOWN - Part of Springfield where Chester J Lampwick once resided.
BURKINA FASO - Place where Bart once called to test which way the water goes.
BURLINGTON DRIFTERS - Baseball team that the Isotopes played and beat during Homer's brief stint as mascot.
BURNS CONSTRUCTION CO - "Building a better future...for him". The company which tapped the school's oil well.
BURNS OMNI-NET - Fishing net made by Mr Burns consisting entirely of six-pack holders.
BUSMAN - Otto's idea for a comic. It's about a guy who's a school bus driver by day, but by night fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone.
BUSTY ST. CLARE - One of the many names that Homer suggested Marge change her name to. See also; Chesty LaRue and Hootie McBoob.
BUTTHOLE SURFERS - Logo found on a t-shirt once worn by Todd Flanders.
BUZZ COLA - Springfield's alternative to Coca-Cola.
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