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CADET LARSON - One of the many attendees of Rommelwood Military School.
CADET PLATT - Another of the many attendees of Rommelwood Military School.
CAESAR'S POW-WOW INDIAN CASINO - Casino where Bart saw into the future.
CAITLIN - Gavin's sister.
CALL ME DELISH: MAEL TAFFY SHOP - A seafront taffy shop, shaped like a ship.
CALMWOOD MENTAL HOSPITAL - The place where Ned took himself to after his nervous breakdown following Hurricane Barbara. He was nursed back to mental health by Dr Foster.
CAMP FRANKS N PRANKS - Camp that Bart and Milhouse were supposed to be going to. Instead, they snuck off and stayed in the Springfield Mall.
CANDY INDUSTRY TRADE SHOW - Homer scored free tickets after searching through the Kwik-E-Mart's supply of Krusty bars. See also: Pop Rox/Buzz Cola Grenade.
CANYONERO F-SERIES - Car that Homer once bought. He gave it to Marge after he realised that it was a girl's car. Has a lipstick holder instead of a fag lighter, can carry 32 grocery bags in it's boot.
CAPE FEARE - Town that the Simpsons stayed in after they entered the Witness Relocation Program.
CAPITAL CITY - Name of the largest city near to Springfield, not a lot is known about Capital City, but we do know that they have restaurants named The Penny Loafer and The Original Frenchies.
CAPITAL CITY DOME - Home of the Capital City baseball team.
CAPITAL CITY GOOFBALL - Mascot of the Capital City baseball team, nicknamed "The Goof", he is Homer's mascot idol.
CAPITAL CITY PLAZA HOTEL - "Legionnaires disease free since 1990", where Homer & Mindy Simmons once stayed together.
CAPTAIN BART AND THE TEQUILA MOKINGBIRDS - Name of Bart's future band, destined to be a failure.
CAPTAIN BRINGDOWN AND THE BUZZKILLERS - How Bart once described his family.
CAPTAIN LANCE MURDOCK - Professional stuntman who inspired Bart Simpson to become a junior daredevil. Once attempted a leap over a water tank filled with: several great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators and a lion. Has before broken every single bone in his body and has the special talent of being able to request morphine in over 20 different languages.
CAPTAIN McCALLISTER - Sea Captain, who is - understandably - not very successful due to the fact that he has 2 glass eyes. Has actually been exposed by Lionel Hutz as not a real sea captain, although he does have his own restaurant, The Frying Dutchman (formerly The Rusty Barnacle). Has recorded his own album of sea chanties including the classics Blow The Man Down and In The Navy.
CAPTAIN HOOK - Name that Bart thought the pirate might be called in Treasure Island.
CAPTAIN NEMO - Name that Bart thought the pirate might be called in Treasure Island.
CAPTAIN WACKY - Apparently, this was going to be Homer's name, before Matt Groening changed it.
CAPTAIN WHAT'S-HIS-NAME - What Homer once called Reverend Lovejoy when he couldn't remember his name.
CAR HOLE - What Moe calls a garage.
CARL CARLSON - Works at the Nuclear Power Plant with friends Homer Simpson and Lenny, enjoys a drink at Moe's Tavern, as well as the occasional donut. Plays poker with the lads from Moe's. Homer considered him too handsome to date Selma.
CARMEN - Opera that Marge took the family to see after Bart's first day at the Enriched Learning Centre For Gifted Children.
CARNIVAL OF THE STARS - TV show that Troy McClure once hosted from Hawaii.
CARNIVALE - TV once bought by the Simpsons. It features include: a two-pronged wall plug, pre-moulded hand-grip well and durable outer-casing to prevent it falling apart.
CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME - Illness which Homer was disappointed to find out that he didn't have.
CASA NOVA - Name of the apartment block that Kirk Van Houten moved into after his split with Luann.
CASABLANCA: ALTERNATE ENDING - Priceless artefact found by Bart and Lisa when they borrowed Grampa's metal detector.
CASPER - Comic read by Lisa.
CASSIDY - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
CAT GIRL - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
CATFISH LAKE - Resort where Homer and Marge went on a marriage retreat.
CECIL SHAKIRO - One of Bart's classmates during his short stay at the Enriched Learning Centre For Gifted Children.
CHA CHA CHA - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
CHAIRMAN MOE'S MAGIC WOK - One of Homer's suggestions for what Moe could call his restaurant. He eventually went for Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.
CHARLENE - Name of Bart's putter.
CHARLES KURALT - Once stalked by Homer because it was believed that he dug-up Homer's garden.
CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS - Loveless billionaire and owner of the Nuclear Power Plant, was once shot-down by Maggie Simpson. Recently found the Lock Ness Monster (aptly named Nessie) and gave him a job in his Casino. Is the object of Waylon Smithers' affections, although he himself, seems straight as he has tried to court both Marge and her mother. Loves his teddy, Bo-Bo, who was given back to him by Maggie.
CHARLIE - Power Plant worker who incurred the wrath of Burns when he asked for a real emergency exit.
CHARLOTTE'S WEB - Book that Mr Bergstrom read to the class. He cried at the end. Sissy.
CHEEK WEEK - One of the many magazines that can be found at the Springfield Air Force Base.
CHEESY DOES IT - One of Homer's favourite snacking products.
CHEEZUS-N-RICE - One of the many products that Homer ate to try and obtain disability through hyper-obesity.
CHEF LONELY HEARTS' SOUP FOR ONE - Mrs Krabappel's favourite brand of soup, she especially likes chicken noodle flavour.
CHEN - One of the many soldiers that went into battle in Bart's army against Nelson.
CHERRY BOMB - One of Bart's favourite pranks. Flush it down the toilet, sit back and enjoy. The very reason why he was sent to France.
CHESTER J LAMPWICK - The man who really invented Itchy and thus, the founder of cartoon violence. After a multi-million dollar court settlement, he now lives in a solid gold house and owns a rocket car.
CHESTY LARUE - One of the many names that Homer suggested Marge change her name to. See also: Busty St Clare and Hootie McBoob.
CHEZ GUEVARA - Restaurant where Tito Puente was questioned about the shooting of Mr Burns.
CHEZ PAREE - Restaurant that Homer and Marge visited as the Babysitter Bandit robbed their house.
CHILD OF SATAN - What Homer once called Lisa, dumbass.
CHILDRARIUM - Situated within the Springfield Museum Of Natural History.
CHILDREN'S MODEL BUILDING CONTEST - A contest for kids, to design a nuclear power plant. Homer won by copying the current design and then adding a racing stripe and some fins to lower wind resistance.
CHILE - Place where Bart once called to test which way the water goes.
CHILLY - The Happy Little Elf who cannot love.
CHINATOWN - District in Springfield, is always picking on Tibettown.
CHIPPOS - Homer's favourite brand of crisps, complete with hippo mascot.
CHLOE - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
CHOKE CHAIN - The two most important words you'll ever hear in your life, according to Emily Winthrop.
CHRIST PUNCHERS - Moe's suggestion for the name of their motorcycle gang. In the end they went for Hell's Satans.
CHUCK - One of Lisa's many classmates.
CHUCK GARABEDIAN - Speaker for the Mega-Savings seminar.
CHURCHY LA FEMME - Nickname Homer gave to Flanders when they went to Las Vegas.
CIRCUS OF VALUES - Shop from where Homer bought Maggie's Christmas present in the very first Simpsons episode.
CITY ZOO - Local zoo, now thanks to Homer, every animal has a set of snorkels.
CLAIRE HARPER - Woman who runs the tour at the Malibu Stacy factory.
CLASSIFIED RECORDS - The Party Posse's record company.
CLAY BABCOCK - Two-time FASCAR champion. Is sponsored by Duff Beer, Garden Blast and Kwik-E-Mart Squishies.
CLEANING CREW, THE LIQUOR IS NOT FOR YOU - Note that Krusty is forced to leave on his dressing room door.
CLETUS DELROY - Southerner with 26 kids, husband (and brother!) of Brandine. Has a dog called Geech - what he calls a "smellhound". Bowls for The Stereotypes.
CLICK WITH DICK - Catchy slogan on one of the many collectable badges that are for sale at Cockamamie's.
CLIFF BIKER - Magazine on sale in Springfield.
CLOBBER GIRL - Alias taken-on by Lisa after she gained extra strength due to a radiation-related accident.
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE COMIC BOOK KIND CONVENTION - Annual comic book convention. In it's 12th year. Admission is $8 or $5 if you're dressed like a cartoon character.
CLUB MED SCHOOL - College that gave Dr Nick Riviera a degree.
CLUB MUD - Springfield mud wrestling club. I want to go there.
CLUMSY STUDENT MOVERS - Movement company used by Ruth & Laura Powers when they moved in next to the Simpsons.
CNNBCBS - A future division of ABC, the channel which Kent Brockman will work for in the future.
COACH FLANAGAN - One of Homer and Marge's old teachers at Springfield High School.
COCCYX - Bone that Bart broke after falling on Homer's bowling ball.
COCKAMAMIE'S - Name of the collectables store in the Springfield Mall. Where gay guy John works.
COD IS GREAT, SCROD IS GOOD - Headline that accompanied Homer's first restaurant review in the Springfield Shopper.
CODY - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
COIN LAUNDRY NEWS - Magazine which the Simpsons appeared on the cover of in Behind The Laughter.
COLECO - Computers used at Springfield Elementary School. They should consider themselves lucky, I had to do my A-Levels on an Acorn 700 for God's Sake!
COLONEL KWIK-E-MART'S KENTUCKY BOURBON - Item which Marge was imprisoned for stealing.
COLONEL LESLIE HAP HAPABLAP - Colonel of the US Air Force, uses Garfield metaphors. Strange guy.
COMIC BOOK GUY - The guy who owns Springfield's Comic Book Store - The Android's Dungeon. A very overweight individual, a 42-year-old virgin(?) who still lives with his parents. Once dated Agnes Skinner in an episode which made me physically sick.
COMPTROLLER ATKINS - Canadian who has the sole job of giving out novelty, over-sized cheques to schools.
COMPU-GLOBAL-HYPER-MEGA-NET - Name of Homer's home internet business which was "bought out" by Bill Gates.
CONFEDERATED SLAVE HOLDINGS - One of the many out-dated stocks in Mr Burns' holdings.
CONFORMCO BRAIN DEPROGRAMMERS - A subsidiary of Mrs Field's Cookies.
CONROY - One of the many residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle.
COODER & SPUD - Carnies who befriended Homer and Bart, before stealing their house. Cooder can pull out his left eyeball and Spud can dislocate all his joints at once. Before they stole the Simpsons house, they lived and worked in the Ring Toss game.
COOKIE COLOSSUS - Store situated in the Springfield Mall.
COREY HOTLINE - Premium-rate phone line which Lisa was once addicted to.
CORN NOG - One of the few products that was left on the Kwik-E-Mart shelves during the Hurricane Barbara fiasco.
CORNELIUS CHAPMAN - Formerly Springfield's eldest resident, until a kiss from Britney Spears killed him at the ripe old age of 108. He introduced the toothbrush into Springfield, and was also the town's only basketball player. Once took a bullet for Huey Long as well.
CORNELIUS TALMADGE - Retirement Castle occupant that Homer once pretended to be in order to live there.
CORNELIUS V. SIMPSON - Deceased Simpson relative. His tombstone was shown in the first-ever Halloween special.
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - Army guy who appears of the Krusty The Klown Show.
CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING - Where Lisa was going to donate her inheritance, until Marge made her put it in the bank.
CORVAIR - Name of the spaceship that Homer went into space on. The show's writers named it after the Chevrolet Corvair which was notoriously unsafe.
CORVET HOUSE CATALOG - Place from where Bart ordered many items on his credit card.
COSINE - Nickname of one of the members of SuperFriends.
COSMETIC SURGERY GROUP - Where Moe went to have plastic surgery on his face. Their motto is: "We'll cut you good".
COSMOS - Bart's nickname in SuperFriends.
COST MO FOODS - Where Homer took the kids shopping and caused a bag boy's strike.
COSTINGTONS - Company that invented Love Day.
CRAIG - Missionary that Homer took over from when he was on the run from PBS.
CRAZY CLOWN AIRLINE - Homer once crashed one of their planes when claiming to be a pilot.
CRAZY HORSE - One of the many tombstones situated in the Simpsons' basement, during the first-ever Halloween special.
CRAZY TALK - Brother of the manager of Caesar's Pow-Wow Indian Casino.
CRAZY VACLAV'S PLACE OF AUTOMOBILES - Used car lot where Homer looked for his snowplough.
CREAMED EELS - One of the few products that was left on the Kwik-E-Mart shelves during the Hurricane Barbara fiasco.
CROSS-BREEDING - Kang and Kodos once selected Marge to be in their cross-breeding program. Locations for the experiment included: the back seat of a car; an airplane bathroom; a friend's wedding; and the alley behind a porno theatre. The outcome of the experiment was Maggie - according to Treehouse of Horror.
CROSSING THE DESERT - One of the many initiation rituals performed by the Stonecutters.
CROSSTOWN BRIDGE - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
CYPRESS CREEK - Town that the Simpsons went to live in after Homer got a job working for Hank Scorpio's Golbex Corporation.
CYPRESS CREEK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - School that Bart and Lisa attended during their short stay in Cypress Creek. Their net address is http://www.studynet.edu
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