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  Name Score
1 Jeff Alb... 100
2 Mysterio... 100
3 David Jo... 96
4 Dingus 94
5 Jackther... 94
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Simpsons DNA

Ever thought you were like Homer? Perhaps you see yourself as the definitive Bart? Or maybe you're an aspiring Lisa? Whoever you see yourself as, we here at The Duff Brewery have devised a system that gives you the chance to see your genetic make-up! Simply answer the 10 questions below to see who you are comprised of:

1. Which three adjectives best describe you?
Very, very hungry
Learned, intellectual and moral
Destructive, mischievous and underachieving
Clean, caring and loving
Suck, suck, suck

2. What is the colour of your favourite shirt?

3. Do you play any of the following sports?
Ice hockey - goalkeeper
Ice hockey - outfield player
Bowling - best score of 300
Bowling - best score below 300
I don't play sports

4. Have you ever done any of the following criminal activities?
Accidental Shoplifting
Attempted Murder
Underage Drinking
Illegal Alcohol Baron

5. What is your dream job?
Destruction Worker
Pin Monkey
Lollypop Tester

6. What would you do if you were confronted by a 20ft-tall purple, fire-breathing dragon?
Hit it over the head with a mallet
Out-wit it
Fight it man-to-man
Bake it cookies and hope to reason with it
Run away screaming

7. What is your favourite TV programme?
Any documentary from The Discovery Channel
The Itchy & Scratchy Show
Anything you can watch with a can of beer in your hand
The Happy Little Elves
Any daytime soap

8. If you were an animal, what would you be?
An elephant
A baby monkey
A cheetah
An ape
A dolphin

9. What would you do if you had 20 seconds to live?
Have sex
Fall over
Finish your drink
Spend time with your family
Make one last prank call

10. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
World peace
More wishes
Free beer for life
Free toys for life
Lifelong happiness

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