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FACEPUNCHER IV - One of the many fine movies showing at the Springfield Googolplex.
FACESTUFFERS - One of the many family restaurants in the Springfield area.
FAIL - Most common grade given to Bart Simpson, often given out by Edna Krabappel.
FALCONE - One of the many residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle.
FALLOUT BOY - Sidekick to Radioactive Man, who was played by Milhouse in the Radioactive Man movie.
FASCAR - Springfield's answer to NASCAR.
FAT TONY - Head of the Springfield mob, once tried to assassinate Mayor Quimby. Hangs out at The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club with associates Legs, Louie & Joey. Once employed Bart at his club, his favourite drink is a Manhattan, he carries a .38 revolver. Plays dumb with Chief Wiggum (or gives him bribes), in order to get away with his crimes.
FATHER MCGRATH - Star of one of the daytime soaps that Marge watches.
F.B.I. SPRINGFIELD BRANCH - "Invading your privacy for 10 years". Where Mulder and Scully took Homer to do some tests after Homer saw the infamous Springfield alien.
FEAST OF 12 DELIGHTS WITH TRIPLE HAPINESS SAUCE - Served at Bob's Big Buddha, but is very disappointing.
FEEL BAD RAINBOW - Invented by Brad Goodman.
FEISTY FELINE - What Homer once called Stampy - idiot!
FENT DIXON AND THE SECOND HELPING BAND - One of the many shows playing when Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson visited Branson.
FIESTA TERRACE - Apartment block where Jacques lives.
FIREBALL AND MUDFLAP - When a fire broke-out on Mt Springfield, no fire tucks were available to tackle the blaze because they were all involved in the filming of this Burt Reynolds movie.
FIREHOUSE NED'S FIVE-ALARM CHILLI - One of the many stalls at the Springfield Chilli Cook-Off.
FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - Springfield's premier church.
FLAMING MOE - Popular alcoholic drink that was created by Homer Simpson as a mistake when he was bored after seeing his sisters-in-law's holiday slides. It's secret ingredient is Krusty's Cough Syrup See also: Moe's Tavern and Aerosmith.
FLANDCREST ENTERPRISES - Ned and Maude's home business. They sell religious rugs over the internet.
FLANDERS - Stupidly religious family who reside next door to the Simpsons. Rod & Todd are sons to Ned and the late Maude. They have in the past, tried to baptize the Simpson kids, when they took them in after Marge & Homer were declared unfit parents. See also: Ned Flanders
FLASH BAYLOR - Plays for the Springfield Isotopes. Once propositioned Marge.
FLATULENT FOX - One of the many Itchy & Scratchy supporting characters.
FLIM SPRINGFIELD - Mis-spelt ad that appeared in Variety magazine, and enticed the Radioactive Man film to Springfield.
FLOPSWEAT - One of Krusty's clown friends.
FLORENCE OF ARABIA - "Exotic Dancers, Middle Eastern Quisine". One of the many places where Princess Kashmir dances.
FLUFFY BUNNY - One of the stars of Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.
FLYING HELLFISH - World War II infantry led by Grampa Simpson, also included were: Charles Montgomery Burns; Iggy Wiggum; and Sheldon Skinner. The Flying Hellfish Treasure was fought out for between Grampa and Mr Burns, but was eventually taken from them by a German ancestor.
FOCUSYN - Drug which Bart was forced to take to try and cure his Attention Deficit Disorder. It sent him crazy instead.
FORT FRAGG - Local army base where Bart once stole a tank from. Naughty Bart.
FORT SPRINGFIELD - The site of many historical battles and historical battle recreations, is now the "Proud home of the Secret Civilian Mail-Opening Project".
FORTUNE MEGASTORE - Apparently, it sells everything and according to Marge is much nicer than the Kwik-E-Mart. The store comes complete with a shoplifting department and a mini train track.
FOXY BOXING - Sport which Homer loves.
FRANCHISE EXPO - "Where you can make your non-sexual dreams come true".
FRANCINE - New name of Homer's cousin. See also: Frank and Mother Shabubu.
FRANK - Original name of Homer's cousin. See also: Francine and Mother Shabubu.
FRANK GRIMES (R.I.P.) - Biggest enemy of Homer Simpson, resentful that Homer got through life so easily, when it's been so difficult for him. Died after being electrocuted whilst he was impersonating Homer. Was previously blown up in a silo explosion.
FRANK ORMAND - The pretzel man who once persuaded Marge to run her own pretzel business.
FRANKIE - Adored by a teenage Patty & Selma.
FREAK-E-MART - Name that Apu gave the Kwik-E-Mart after Jasper froze himself in the fridge. Apu charged people to see such attractions as: The Incredible Siamese Hotdog; Frostilicus (the frozen Jasper); and the Haunted Cash Machine, which dispenses images of dead presidents.
FRED - Gill's best friend. He's also quite well-acquainted with Gill's wife as well, if you know what I mean.
FREDDY QUIMBY - Nephew of Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby, was found not guilty of grievous bodily harm after Bart Simpson's testimony. Enjoys golf, tennis and hiring women to date him in his spare time.
FRIGID FALLS - One of the many towns that Grampa & Homer visited when they invented a cure for sexual inadequacy.
FRIGID FRIEDA - Rating that Ned Flanders got on Self Test Monthly's love quiz.
FRINKAHEDRON - What Professor Frink calls a cube.
FRITZ - Wealthy German who bought the Nuclear power Plant of Mr Burns for $100m. After inspecting the Plant, he realised restoring it would cost a very substantial figure, and thus sold the Plant back to Burns for $50m - sounds like good business!
FROGGIE - Name of the frog that Bart used to own.
FROOT LOOPS - Apparently, this is what Jessica Lovejoy's hair smells like.
FROSTILLICUS - Nickname which Apu gave to Jasper after he froze himself in a Kwik-E-Mart freezer.
FROSTY KRUSTY FLAKES - Breakfast cereal enjoyed by every member of the Simpson household.
FUDD - Beer of choice in Shelbyville.
FUGU - Fish that almost poisoned and killed Homer at The Happy Sumo restaurant.
FUN - Magazine on sale at the Kwik-E-Mart.
FUN PANG LEE - As Bart describes her: "The 7ft Sensation from Szechwan", WNBA player.
FUNK DANCING FOR SELF-DEFENCE - Name of the class that Moe once taught at the Adult Education Annex.
FUNZO - Soft Toy created by Kid First Industries, thought of by the students of Springfield Elementary.
FUNZO'S DREAM FORTRESS - One of Funzo's many accessories.
FUNZO'S EUROPEAN VOLTAGE CONVERTOR - Another one of Funzo's many accessories.
FUNZO'S LOWER BACK PAIN CHAIR - Yet another one of Funzo's many accessories.
FURIOUS D - Horse formerly known as Duncan. Now he has a nose ring, gold tooth, purple beret, black leather jacket and a multi-coloured maine and tail.
FURIOUS GEORGE - Mr Burns' monkey. Got cut-up pretty badly after a knife fight arranged by Homer.
FUTURE DUFF BEER - Err...Duff Beer of the future. Has little twinkling lights on the can.
FUZZY BUNNY - One of the stars of Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.
FUZZY BUNNY'S GUIDE TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT - Cheesy 70's sex education film that Mrs Krabappel showed to her class. During the showing, Mrs K came out with the classic line "She's faking it!"
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