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H2 WHOA! - One of the many brilliant rides at Mt Splashmore.
HAIL TO THE CHIMP - Movie that caused Homer to mess-up the plan to steel Moe's car. One of Homer's favourite movies.
HAIR CHOW - Hair re-growth product once tried by Homer. Wasn't as successful as Dimoxinil.
HAIR CLINIC - Located in the Springfield mall. Where Homer got his Dimoxinil from.
HAIR IN A DRUM - Hair re-growth product that Homer once tried. Retails at $19.95.
HAIR MASTER - Hair re-growth product once tried by Homer. Wasn't as successful as Dimoxinil.
HAIRY SHEARERS - Barber shop where Apu gets his hair cut.
HAL ROACH APARTMENTS - "Retirement living in the heart of the Cemetery District".
HALLOWEEN HIT-N-RUN - Arcade attraction at the EFCOT Centre.
HAM - Nickname of one of the members of SuperFriends.
HAM AHOY! - One of the many products that Homer ate to try and obtain disability through hyper-obesity.
HAMILTON BEECH STUDENT CHOPPER - Machine that the school staff used to kill the students in Halloween V. Settings on the machine were: chop; pulverise; puree; and gooify.
HANDLE WITH CARE - Sitcom that Trot McClure once starred in.
HANDS OFF MY JERKY, TURKEY - Name of the play written by Apu.
HANDSOME B WONDERFUL - Just one of the names that Homer wanted to change his name to after the whole Police Cops escapade.
HANDSOME PETE - Not so handsome friend of Captain McCallister, who dances for nickels down at the docks.
HANK SCORPIO - Super villain and former employer of Homer Simpson during their short stay in Cypress Creek. His arch nemesis is James Bont (film tie-in by any chance?). As a thank you for Homer's good work, Hank bought him the Denver Broncos.
HANS MOLEMAN - Stumpy, short-sighted old man. Once ran over Lisa's saxophone. Strangely, his driver's licence says the name "Ralph Mellish". Once taught a class on How To Eat An Orange, hosted Moleman In The Morning on K-JAZZ radio. Homer believes kissing his head is like kissing a peanut.
HANTA VIRUS - Contained within Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum.
HAPPY DUDE - Name of Homer's telemarketing scam where he invited people to send him $1 in return for happiness.
HAPPY EARWIG HOTEL - "Our crawl space now body-free".
HAPPY LITTLE ELVES - Kids TV show despised by Bart, but loved by Maggie and Lisa.
HAPPY SAILOR TATTOO PARLOUR - Where Bart got his tattoo done.
HAPPY SMILE SUPER CHALLENGE FAMILY WISH SHOW - Japanese game show on which the Simpsons appeared in the hope of winning plane tickets home.
HAPPY SUMO - Chinese restaurant where Homer was near-fatally poisoned.
HAPPY WIDOW INSURANCE COMPANY - Company that Marge considered using when Homer had to have a triple bypass.
HARVE BANNISTER - Guy who wanted to buy the Flaming Moe for Tipsy McStagger's.
HEALTH FOR LESS - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
HEAR ME ROAR - Cable TV channel especially for women.
HEARING TEST THURSDAY - Principal Skinner's favourite school event.
HEATHER - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
HEAVENLY HILLS MALL - Springfield's latest shopping centre. It includes a Pottery Barn, as well as a 20% Off Everything store.
HEINRICH'S MONOCLE SHOP - Name of one of the many shops in Springfield.
HELEN - Name of the organist at the Springfield War Memorial Stadium.
HELEN MOREHOUSE - Exec for the soap It Never Ends on which Moe was once a star.
HELL'S SATAN'S - Name of the motorcycle gang that Homer formed after he won a Harley Davidson at Grease's Cafe.
HELL'S SATAN'S - Name of a motorcycle gang from Bakersfield, whose leader is Meathook.
HELTER SHELTER - Local shelter where Ned Flanders volunteers.
HENSON'S MOUSTACHE WAX - "The moustache wax Hitler didn't use".
HERB POWELL - Secret half-brother of Homer, who was put up for adoption just after his birth. Homer and Herb share the same father (Abe), but Herb's mother was a carnival worker. Although he had rough beginnings, Herb became a very successful businessman with his company, Powell Motors - until Homer bankrupted it! More recently, he borrowed $2,000 from Homer to make and market the Baby Translator, which measures the speed and pitch of a baby's cry and converts it into plain English (a great idea), and he made his fortune back. Has not been seen in he show for a number of years.
HERCULES ROCKEFELLER - Just one of the names that Homer wanted to change his name to after the whole Police Cops escapade.
HERMAN - One-armed military antiques salesman, lost his arm after sticking it out of the window of a moving bus. Once tried to increase his income by selling counterfeit jeans. His prize possession is a 1950's A-Bomb.
HICKTON - Outback town where Snake took Homer and Gloria after he kidnapped them.
HIGH PRESSURE TIRE SALES - Garage that Homer visited for a free wheel-alignment, but they suckered him into paying a lot of money.
HIGH VOLTAGE - Bart's all-time favourite warning sign.
HIGHWAY 9 BIRD SANCTUARY - Recently installed a new bird feeder.
HK DUFF VIII - Owner of the Duff corporation and the Springfield Isotopes.
HOLLIS HURLBUT - President of the Springfield Historical Society, and expert on Jebediah Springfield. Besides Lisa, he is the only other person who knows the truth about Jebediah Springfield's past.
HOLLYWOOD HOGWASH - One of the many shows that the Simpson family loves.
HOLLYWOOD UPSTAIRS MEDICAL COLLEGE - Where Dr Nick Riviera was taught everything he knows.
HOME IMPROVEMENT - One of the many shows that the Simpson family loves.
HOMER, I HARDLY KNEW ME - Name of Homer's autobiography, the unsold copies of which reside in the Simpsons' loft.
HOMER J SIMPSON: WE ARE RICHER FOR HAVING LOST HIM - Message engraved on Homer's tombstone. Needless to say, it was bought by Patty & Selma.
HOMER JAY SIMPSON - A rather simple man it must be said. Currently works at the Nuclear Power Plant . Has before won a Grammy, been in space, been on tour with Cypress Hill and the Smashing Pumpkins. A member of Be-Sharps, once charged with sexual harassment, fought world heavyweight boxing champion Dredrick Tatum, befriended Michael Jackson, supplied the voice of the Itchy & Scratchy character Poochie. Is actually sterile due to years of exposure to nuclear radiation, once won the Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest. Has been mistaken for Bigfoot and has been the Springfield Isotopes mascot in the past. Was once manager to Country & Western singer Lurleen Lumpkin, as well as neighbour to George Bush. Fave beverage: Duff. Fave food: Donuts. Weight: Around 239lbs.
HOMER S: PORTRAIT OF AN ASS-GRABBER - Fox dramatisation of the Homer/Gummi Venus De Milo fiasco.
HOMER SIMPSON - Name of a character from TV show Police Cops. His bumbling antics once forced Homer to change his name.
HOMER "THE HUMAN PUNCHING BAG" SIMPSON - Bart's nickname for Homer when they play video boxing.
HOMER'S TULEBOX - What the label says on the front of Homer's Toolbox.
HOMERSAURUS - How Bart refers to Homer after their night out at Truckasaurus.
HONDA ACCORD - Car owned by Superintendent Chalmers. He cried like a little girl after the identifying H was nicked.
HONEY, I SQUIRTED GOO ON THE AUDIENCE - Attraction at the EFCOT Centre.
HONEYBUNCH - Name of the ship that Homer boarded after he ran out on his dad's kidney transplant operation.
HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY - One of the many movies that has been played at the Aztec theatre.
HOOHAW - One of Krusty's clown friends.
HOOTIE MCBOOB - One of the many names that Homer suggested Marge change her name to. See also; Busty St Clare and Chesty LaRue.
HOPPING MAD COLLECTION AGENCY - The company that let Bart know that he owed them $900 for a collect call. Operate out of Sydney, Australia.
HORTENSE: THE MULE-FACED DOLL - One of the many names that Bart suggested for Lisa's doll. In the end she went for Lisa Lionheart.
HOSEY THE BEAR - Starred as part of the fire safety team that once visited Springfield Elementary.
HOT LOTTERY PICKS - Book read by Homer.
HOT SEX WEEKLY - One of the newspapers that the Springfield Shopper has merged with over the years.
HOTEL PILLOWMINT - Where The Who stayed when they visited Springfield.
HOUSE OF EVIL - "Your one-stop evil shop" where Homer bought Bart a cursed Krusty doll.
HOUSE OF NO REFUNDS - One of the many shops at the Springfield Mall.
HOUSE OF TIRES - Situated next to the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
HOW LOW WILL YOU GO? - Gross-out contest, hosted by KBBL's Bill & Marty and judged by Renier Wolfcastle and Krusty The Klown. Contestants included: Bart, who claimed that he'd swallow anything that you throw at him; Lenny, as a human urinal; Moe, in a sailor suit with a giant lollypop; Barney, who downed 6 beers (although he was actually scheduled to juggle chickens); Smithers and Burns as a pantomime horse (with Smithers at the back); Kirk in a nappy; Apu dressed as a cow; and Snake in a pink ballerina suit.
HOW TO CHEW TOBACCO - Name of the class that Lenny once taught at the Adult Education Annex. His classes were attended by: Otto; Groundskeeper Willie; Abe Simpson; Captain McAllister; Hans Moleman; and Jasper.
HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS - Name of a book kept on Kang & Kodos' spaceship that Lisa thought was entitled "How To Cook Humans".
HOW TO EAT AN ORANGE - Name of the class that Hans Moleman once taught at the Adult Education Annex.
HOW TO GET RICH WRITING CARTOONS - Book read by Lisa, it was written by Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder.
HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR LOUSY, LAZY HUSBAND - One of the many sex books sold in Springfield.
HOWARD - Name of the kid who taught Homer how to play Super Slugfest.
HUGH PARKFIELD - Suave British true gentleman, who Lisa is destined to marry in the future. Somewhat resembles Hugh Grant.
HUGO SIMPSON - Bart Simpson's sinister half-brother who lives in the attic and survives on a bucket of fish heads once a week - according to The Simpsons Halloween Specials.
HULLABALOOZA - Apparently, it's the greatest rock festival of all time. It includes: a freak show (of which Homer became a part when it was discovered he could take direct cannon ball hit to the gut); a bungee jump against racism; Cypress Hill; and the Smashing Pumpkins.
HUMAN BLIMP SEES FLYING SAUCER - Headline that appeared in the Springfield Shopper after Homer saw the Springfield "alien".
HUNGRY HUN - Restaurant where Mr Burns and the Germans finalised the take-over of the power plant.
HUNTER - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
HURRICANE BARBARA - Name of the hurricane that destroyed the Flanders' residence, sending Ned into mental instability.
HURRICANE HOMER - Homer's name for himself when playing Super Slugfest.
HUSTLER SUPERSTORE - Can be seen next door to the White House in Bart's vision of the future.
HYPER-OBESITY - You are apparently certified as disabled if you weigh more than 300lbs, condition which Homer once strived for.
HYPOHEMIA - Condition that Burns once had. Was cured after Bart's blood donation.
HYUNDAI - Make of Kearney's car.
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