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LADDIE - Dog bought by the Simpsons to replace Santa's Little Helper after he went mad. Has the talents of being able to rescue babies from fires, do back flips and can also throw and catch a Frisbee. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Lassie. Was later given to a blind old man.
LADY DUFF - One of the many flavours of Duff.
LAKE FLACCID - One of the many towns that Grampa & Homer visited when they invented a cure for sexual inadequacy.
LAKE SPRINGFIELD - Nearest landmark to where Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger live (or should that be lived). It was formerly known as Cess Hole 17A
LANGDON ALGER - Boy Lisa once liked. He's very quiet and enjoys puzzles.
LAO-TZU - Martin's dog, eventually ate a poisonous toad, is now in a coma.
LARAMIE - Springfield's local cigarette company. Chosen brand of Patty and Selma, among others. Flavours include: Laramie Slims and Laramie Ultra-Tar Kings.
LARD LAD - Local donut shop, visited by Homer. Home of the Colossal Donut.
LARRY BURNS - Long-lost son of Charles Montgomery Burns. Unlike his dad, Larry has a sense of humour and is quite easy to get along with. He resided in an orphanage until the age of 18, has had a job selling souvenirs ever since. Once saw a blimp.
LARRY H LAWYER - Successfully sued the church on Homer's behalf. Also once got Dr Nick $60,000 - and he was driving drunk in a graveyard.
LARRY KIDKILL - Owner of the Springfield Zoo who once convinced Apu to put his kids on show.
LARRY THE LOOTER - One of the many games at the Springfield Arcade.
LAURA POWERS - Former next-door-neighbour to the Simpsons, and Bart's first love. Broke Bart's heart when she got with Jimbo Jones.
LAUREN - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
LAVAE GIRL - Married Radioactive Man in issue #72.
LAWNMOWER - Drink invented by Homer, it consists of vodka and wheat grass.
LE GOUEMTO - Brand of ice cream enjoyed by Bart and Lisa.
LE PIZZA - Food served at the EFCOT Centre.
LE SEX - Springfield has thirteen stores that begin with Le Sex.
LEAP OF FAITH - One of the many initiation rituals performed by the Stonecutters.
LEAST DISTANCE TRAVELED TO GET TO THE REUNION - One of the 6 awards that Homer won at his high school reunion.
LEAVELLE - Guy who runs a bodyguard academy (see below). Believes that your "Nooo" gets you your next job. Loves to sing the hit single from The Bodyguard.
LEAVELLE'S BODYGUARD ACADEMY - Where Homer learnt how to become a bodyguard. A division of Ray-Ban.
LEE CARVALLO'S PUTTING CHALLENGE - One of Springfield's many video games.
LEFTORIUM - Name of Ned Flanders' shop, that is situated in the Springfield Mall. The shop specialises in selling left-handed goods.
LEG-UP PROGRAM - Class that Bart was put into at Cypress Creek Elementary.
LEGIMATE BUSINESSMAN'S SOCIAL CLUB - Where Fat Tony hangs out and plays cards with his associates Legs and Louie.
LEMON TREE - Item which nearly caused an all-out war between Springfield and Shelbyville in Lemon Of Troy.
LEMUR - Animal that Lisa taught Maggie about.
LENNY - Friend of Carl and Homer, works at the Nuclear Power Plant, was a member of the Stonecutters. Often hangs out with the lads at Moe's Tavern, his favourite beverage is also Duff.
LEO - Spotlight operator at Krustylu Studios.
LEO - One of the many old people who took-up driving with Abe at the Springfield Community Center. Has one hell of a nagging wife.
LEO G CLARKE - Inventor, owner and operator of Truckasaurus.
LEOPOLD - Superintendent Chalmers' superior. A very scary, very mean man.
LEPROSY - Disease which Lisa tricked Homer and Bart into believing that they had. Of course it was only a mix of green paint and oats - as Homer found out when he ate one of his sores.
LET ME IN YOU IDIOT - Secret code used to get into Herman's Military Antiques.
LETS HEAR IT FOR THE SOY - Cafe where Ruth Powers introduced Marge to Ragin Roids.
LIKE HELL I CAN'T - Book written by Mr Roman.
LI'L BASTARD CLOCK-TAMPERING KIT - Device which Bart used to fiddle with the school clocks.
LI'L LIGHTENING - The name of Bart's old soapbox racer, which Bart describes as: "slow, ugly and handles like a shopping cart".
LI'L LISA'S PATENTED ANIMAL SLURRY - Product that made Mr Burns $120million, mainly thanks to Lisa.
LI'L LUDWIG'S MUSIC STUDIO - Music school that once broke Lisa's dreams by telling her that her fingers are too stubby to be a jazz musician.
LILY - Name of Larry Burns' mum.
LINDSEY NEAGLE - One of the head honchos at Kid First Industries, partly responsible for Funzo.
LIONEL HUTZ - Attorney of the Simpsons, chances of victory: 1/1,000,000. Has attended Harvard, Yale, MIT and Oxford - but never graduated. Often hires fake witnesses, phoney doctors (often Nick Riviera) and encourages victims to exaggerate their injuries. Although, to his credit, he did win a civil lawsuit for Chester J Lampwick against Itchy & Scratchy.
LISA JR - Name that Homer gave to one of the islanders when he became a missionary.
LISA LESLIE - Lisa: "She showed little girls everywhere that they can grow up to be 6ft 5", WNBA player.
LISA SIMPSON - Brainy, smart-arse of the Simpson family. Plays the saxophone (and guitar), has had crushes on Nelson Muntz and Mr Bergstrom, a member of M.E.N.S.A. and has made 13 appearances on Kent Brockman's show Smartline. Has an obsession with ponies, her first word was "Bart". She was inspired to play the saxophone by late jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy. Has high moral standards against: stealing cable, Laramie cigarettes and Malibu Stacey. Is more than capable of keeping goal at ice hockey, she is the one who discovered the truth that Jebediah Springfield was really a pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.
LITTLE MISS KOSHER - Title won by Amber Dempsey.
LITTLE PWAGMATTASQUARMSETTPORT - Name of the town that the Simpsons once celebrated Independence Day in. It is here that Lisa met Erin.
LITTLE VIKKI VALENTINE - Child dance star who tried to teach Lisa how to tap-dance. She didn't succeed.
LOIS LANE - Comic book read by Lisa.
LOIS SANBORN - What Lisa claims she'll change her name to when she gets older.
LONG JOHN SILVER - Name that Bart thought the pirate might be called in Treasure Island.
LOONY LUAU - One of the many albums that John admired during his brief friendship with the Simpsons.
LORD AUTUMNBOTTOM - This is what Krusty called Sideshow Bob when he first saw him.
LORD HUGGINGTON - Homer's favourite Love Day bear.
LOUDMOUTH LISA - One of the many names that Bart suggested for Lisa's doll. In the end she went for Lisa Lionheart.
LOUIS - Friend of Bart, Milhouse and Richard.
LOVE DAY - Summer holiday invented by the stores in order to increase the relatively small profit margins for the time of year.
LOVE IN THE TIME OF SCURVY - Book somewhat enjoyed by Marge.
LOVELY TO LOVE YOUR LOVIN - One of the Simpsons' three hit records, according to Behind The Laughter.
LOWEST-PAYING JOB - One of the 6 awards that Homer won at his high school reunion.
LT. SMASH - Navy recruitment officer who set-up Bart's pop group, the Party Posse.
LUCILE BOTZCOWSKI - Real name of the Babysitter Bandit, aka, Ms Botz. She takes babysitting jobs, ties up the kids, and then robs the house. She once attempted to do this to the Simpsons, but the kids overpowered her, tied her up and called the police - only for Homer to come home and release a hardened, well-known criminal.
LUCIUS SWEET - Boxing promoter for Dredrick Tatum, who once fought (and almost killed) Homer. Somewhat resembles Don King.
LUCKY LINDY'S ALL-PURPOSE POMADE - "You'll never fly solo again". Used by Abe Simpson.
LUCKY SAVAGE CASINO - Attraction that Homer built when he became a missionary. It included: island blackjack; island craps; island roulette; and a bar.
LUCKY STIFF FUNERAL HOME - "We put the fun in funerals".
LUIGI - Italian chef who bowls for the Stereotypes.
LUMBER LUNG - Illness which Homer was disappointed to find out that he didn't have.
LUNCHLADY DORIS - Middle-aged, smoking, lunch lady of Springfield Elementary School. Doubles up as the school nurse to get two pay checks. Uses horse testicles to stretch out meat dishes.
LURLEEN LUMPKIN - Country & Western singer who fell for Homer after he became her manager. Her day job is a waitress at the Beer n Brawl and she lives in a trailer at the Royal King Trailer Park. Past hits include: I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears; Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It; I'm Sick Of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth; Stand By Your Manager; and the classic Your Wife Don't Understand You But I Do. Had somewhat of a crush on Homer.
LURLEEN LUMPKIN AND PIP DIDDLER - One of the many shows playing when Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson visited Branson.
LYLE LANLEY - Con man who talked the town of Springfield into spending $3m on a useless, shabby monorail system. Springfield is not the only town he's fooled though, Lyle has also sold monorail systems to: Ogdenville; North Haverbrook; and Brockway.
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