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MACARTHUR PARKER - Troy McClure's agent.
MACGYVER - TV show loved by Patty and Selma. Sideshow Bob believes that it's crap.
MACMAHON & TATE - Advertising agency used by Homer to increase his snow plough business.
MAD DOG - Ned's stage name in the Springfield Volunteer Fire Department's play about fire safety.
MADMAN MOE'S PRESSURE COOKER - One of Homer's suggestions for what Moe could call his restaurant. He eventually went for Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.
MAGGIE SIMPSON - Youngest of the Simpson family, strangely her real father is Kang, as she was conceived during a cross-species experiment (that's if you believe the Treehouse of Horror stories). Her only true enemy is Gerald. Maggie has a real talent of being able to spell out "E=MC2" on her building blocks. Once untied Bart & Lisa after their experience with The Babysitter Bandit. Sometimes drinks from the dog bowl. She once knocked Homer out with a mallet, but made up for it by saving his life when a beer bottle flew at his head. Led the baby rebellion at Ayn Rand School for Tots. Shot Charles Montgomery Burns when he tried to steal her lollypop.
MAKEOUT CREEK - Where Milhouse wishes to be buried.
MAN GETTING HIT BY FOOTBALL - Name of the short movie once made by Hans Moleman for the Springfield Film Festival.
MANHATTAN - Preferred drink of Legs, who calls Bart's Manhattan's "superb".
MANHATTAN MADNESS - Name of the very first cartoon featuring Itchy. It was made by Chester J Lampwick.
MANJULA - Wife of Apu, and mother of his 8 children. Her favourite book, movie and food can all be described with 3 simple words: Fried Green Tomatoes. Although theirs was an arranged marriage (Manjula's dowry consisted of ten goats, an electric fan and a textile factory), they seem to be very happy together.
MANNY THE MOOCH - One of Springfield's many boxing enthusiasts, is a member of the Association Of Semi-Pro Boxers.
MARGE SIMPSON - Loving mother of Bart, Lisa and Maggie, wife of Homer, sister of Patty & Selma. Boring person, her most interesting feature being her distinctive blue hair, which she dyes with blue dye #47. Has in the past worked: as a teacher; at the Nuclear Power Plant; as a cop; and on the Pretzel wagon. Has been convicted of shoplifting from the Kwik-E-Mart. Past admirers include: Mr Burns; Artie Ziff; and Moe. Her favourite singer is Tom Jones, is turned-on by having her elbow nibbled, and Homer's Mr Plow jacket. Often sleeps naked and has webbed feet.
MARINE WORLD - Water park, not too dissimilar to Sea World, where Moe took Renee to ride killer whales.
MARRAKESH - City in Morocco where Homer bought his severed monkey paw.
MARS NEEDS TOWELS - One of the many fine movies showing at the Springfield Googolplex.
MARTHA PETERSON - Stanley Peterson's wife.
MARTIN - One of the many residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle.
MARTIN PRINCE - Brainy, nerdy nerd at Springfield Elementary School, gets regular beating from the bullies, has no real friends. Is currently class President, once broke his arm in a soapbox derby race.
MARTIN SHEEN'S TEEN SCENE - Magazine sold at Around The World News.
MARTINITH - One of the many soldiers that went into battle in Bart's army against Nelson.
MARVIN MONROE - Psychotherapist who founded the Dr Marvin Monroe Family Therapy Centre. He also established The Marvin Monroe Take-Home Personality Test and worked on a call-in therapy radio show. Useful phone numbers include: 1-800-555-HUGS and 555-PAIN.
MARY BAILEY - Politician who Marge supported when Mr Burns wanted to become Governor.
MASTER - Head chef at The Happy Sumo restaurant.
MAUDE FLANDERS - Late wife of Ned and mother of Rod & Todd who died in a freak accident involving Homer Simpson and a T-Shirt gun. Unbeknown to her, Homer was her secret admirer. Was killed-off after the actress who did her voice (Maggie Roswell), demanded more money. The producers of the show fired Maggie and asked Jan Hooks (voice of Apu's wife, Manjula), to take over the role of Maude Flanders. Eventually, the producers decided that the voice difference was too great to continue, and thus decided to kill-off the character Maude.
MAURICE - Ugolin and Cesar's donkey.
MAX - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
MAX POWER - When a bumbling TV sidekick took his name, Homer decided to legally change his to Max Power. According to Max, there's three ways to do things: the right way; the wrong way; and the Max Power way - which is essentially the wrong way, but faster!
MAYA BUTTREAKS - One of the many fake names used to confuse Moe on his first day of teaching at the school.
MAYNARE G MUSKIEVOTE - Oil does not belong in the hands of this person - according to Mr Burns.
MAYO CLINIC - Where Monty Burns goes for his health check-ups. Also frequented by the Pope and Castro.
MAYO CLINIC CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOL - College that gave Dr Nick Riviera a degree.
MAYOR DIAMOND JOE QUIMBY - The mayor of Springfield, once hired Homer as his bodyguard. Takes bribes constantly from Fat Tony. Uncle of Freddy Quimby. Often invents meaningless holidays - "Snow Day". Shamefully (or maybe not), he is a: tax cheat; wife-swapper; dope-smoker; and was formerly illiterate.
ME FANS ARE STUPID PIGS - This was the name of Bart's hit record when he once dreamed of being a rock star.
ME WANTEE! - Game show not to dissimilar to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Moe was once lucky enough to win $500,000.
MEATHOOK - Leader of the motorcycle gang, Hell's Satan's.
MEDDLING TODAY - Magazine read by Marge.
MEGA TYCOON WASH - Setting which Homer sometimes uses at the car wash.
MELON - One of the defeated entrants in the golf tournament that was jointly won by Bart and Todd Flanders.
MENTHOL MOOSE - Advertising mascot for Laramie cigarettes.
MEPPLETHORPE - Book purchased by Marge & Homer.
MICHAEL JACKSON - Mega pop star. Despite his appearance it was his voice which appeared on the show (although it is credited as John Jay Smith, due to contractual obligations). His best song, without a doubt is Thriller, although his new stuff is pretty shit.
MIGHTY PIGS - The name of Police Chief Wiggum's junior ice hockey team.
MILHOUSE - Once described as a "wiener kid" and "4-eyed lamo" by Homer. Gets scared easily, comes from a broken family (his mum ran off with a gladiator). Still, he is Bart's best friend, and once bought his soul for $5. His first girlfriend was Samantha Stanky, he now collects Bazooka Joe comics, was Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. Has a massive, never-ending crush on Lisa Simpson.
MILITARY ANTIQUES - Shop owned by Herman.
MILLICENT - Strict riding instructor at Grateful Gelding Stables. Taught Lisa how to ride a pony, and threw in free pronunciation (pronŭncĭā΄tion) lessons at the same time.
MINDY SIMMONS - The show's female version of Homer - played by Michelle Pfeiffer - who unfortunately, only appeared in one show. She loves donuts, naps, beer and Homer. Once nearly got Homer into bed, but Homer made the right choice in sticking with Marge.
MIRACLE MILE - Road where the Lard Lad donut shop is situated.
MISS ALLBRIGHT - Sunday school teacher who taught the kids about Hell.
MISS MEXICAN MAFIA - Title that Ruth Powers won three years in a row whilst in prison.
MISTER AMAZING - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
MITCHELL - Blind man who once looked after Santa's Little Helper when Bart threw him out. He now cares for Laddie.
MMM... - Phrase of temptation used by Homer Simpson.
MODEL UN CLUB - Club set-up at the school by Lisa, Martin seconded the motion. It included: Nelson as Japan; Wendell as Mexico; Sherri and Terri as Trinidad and Tobago; Lisa as France; Bart as Libya; Ralph as Canada; Louis as USA; Martin as Finland; and Milhouse as Poland.
MODELS AND MODEL DECALS STORE - One of the many places that Bart and Milhouse visited when they were high on a squishie-bender.
MODERN BRIDE - Magazine that Grampa once wrote to complain about the way old people are depicted on TV.
MODERN PRINCIPAL - Magazine read by Principal Skinner.
MOE SZYSLAK - Owner and operator of Moe's Tavern, once turned the bar into a restaurant - Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, the project however, went sour after he started swearing at the kids. Stole the Flaming Moe idea from Homer, and made lots of money selling it exclusively in his bar. Once had plastic surgery when he realised how frightfully ugly he is. Is always trying to score with Marge.
MOE'S CAVERN - Former name of Moe's tavern.
MOE'S CHILI BAR - One of the many stalls at the Springfield Chili Cook-Off.
MOE'S TAVERN - Bar owned by Moe Szyslak. Has served the likes of Aerosmith and U2, as well as regular patrons Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Larry and Sam, whose caricatures hang on the wall behind the bar.
MOJO - Helper monkey that Homer got, (and nearly killed), by feeding him a diet of beer and junk food.
MOLEMAN'S GRUEL - One of the many booths at the Taste of Springfield Festival.
MOLLOY - Springfield cat burglar who lived at the Springfield Retirement Castle. Stole Lisa's saxophone and Bart's stamp collection.
MOLOKAI LEPER COLONY - Place in Hawaii where Ned sent Homer and Bart when they believed they had leprosy. Includes the frightening Electric Needle Room.
MOM - Name that Bart suggested when Homer told him to name his putter.
MOM MONTHLY - Magazine that Marge reads in the opening credits.
MOM + POP HARDWARE - Local hardware store where Homer bought his BBQ Pit. A subsidiary of Global Dynamics Inc.
MONDO FROWNO - Magazine read by the staff in the Suicide Notes musical store.
MONEYBANK CREDIT SERVICES - Company that once gave Bart a credit card.
MONKEY OLYMPICS - Greatly addictive Fox show. Loved by Homer, Lenny & Carl.
MONROE - One of the defeated entrants in the golf tournament that was jointly won by Bart and Todd Flanders.
MOON OF EARTH - 1952 educational film that predicted that by 1964, man will have established 12 colonies on the moon.
MORG - Brand of keyboard sold at Stan's Keyboards.
MORGAN - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
MORT'S DELI - Take-away shop in downtown Springfield, Bart skated past here moments before getting knocked down by Mr Burns.
MOSH PITTER - Magazine on sale in Springfield.
MOST HAIR LOST - One of the 6 awards that Homer won at his high school reunion.
MOST IMPROVED ODOR - Another of the 6 awards that Homer won at his high school reunion.
MOST POPULAR STUDENT'S SISTER - Award that Lisa once received, as detailed in her yearbook.
MOST WEIGHT GAINED - Yet another of the 6 awards that Homer won at his high school reunion.
MOTHER SHABUBU - Newest name of Homer's cousin. See also: Frank and Francine.
MOTHER SIMPSON - Homer's long-lost mother, who is only ever referred to as "mom", so we never get to know her real name! Is on the run from the police after she sabotaged some of Mr Burns' chemical experiments in the 1960's. Uses many aliases, including: Muddie Mae Suggins; Penelope Olsen; Martha Stewart; Mona Stevens; and Mona Simpson.
MOULDY OLD MAID - How Bart once referred to Emily Winthrop.
MOUNT BELLYACHE - Specialist ice cream that costs $88 at Phineas Q Butterfat's 5600 Flavor Ice Cream Parlor.
MOUNT CRAPMORE - How Moe refers to his nose.
MOUNT SELDOM - One of the many towns that Grampa & Homer visited when they invented a cure for sexual inadequacy.
MR AMAZING - Part of the yo-yo quartet, the Twirl-Kings, who once visited Springfield Elementary School.
MR AND MRS EROTIC AMERICAN - Product that Homer & Marge bought to spice-up their love-life.
MR AND MRS WHITFIELD - Live just down the road from the Simpsons.
MR ARMAGEDDON - Motto found on Dredrick Tatum's robe.
MR BERGSTROM - Substitute teacher who taught at Springfield Elementary School for a short period whilst Mrs Hoover was ill. Taught the children that life was worth living, Lisa had a massive crush on him.
MR BLACKHEART - Ivory dealer who tried to buy Stampy. Past jobs include: whale hunter; seal clubber; and President of the Fox Network.
MR BLOB - Where Ned doesn't buy his clothes. Supposedly, Homer does shop here.
MR BOOGERSTROM - One of Mr Bergstrom's suggestions for how to make fun of his name.
MR BROWN SHOES - What Burns once called Lenny.
MR DONDELINGER - One of Homer and Marge's old teacher at Springfield High School.
MR DOYLE - Name of Bart's teacher when the family moved to Cypress Creek.
MR GLASSCOCK - Teacher who used to work at Springfield Elementary. He quit, then came back, then quit again. Probably cos of Bart.
MR HAZELWOOD - Springfield Retirement Castle administrator.
MR HONEYBUNNY - Bart's cherished childhood toy.
MR HOP - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
MR LACOSTE - Name of the waiter who accused Freddy Quimby of beating him up. As it turns out, he was just very clumsy, was last seen in a pile of rat traps.
MR NERDSTROM - One of Mr Bergstrom's suggestions for how to make fun of his name.
MR OGDEN - Teacher who threw Bart out of the Springfield Christian School.
MR PLOW - Alias taken-on by Homer after he bought a snow plough one winter.
MR PLUTE - Guy who sold the Simpsons their possessed house in the first-ever Halloween special.
MR PUTTER - Name that Bart suggested when Homer told him to name his putter.
MR ROMAN - Was due to write Mr Burns' biography, until Burns sacked him. Has written many books including, Like Hell I Can't and Up From The Muck.
MR SAMBA - One of the names that Chief Wiggum came out with when trying to recall Tito Puente.
MR SAMPSON - Alias taken on by Homer when booking a babysitter - they won't baby sit for The Simpsons any more!
MR SCHINDLER - Marge's old art teacher.
MR SECKOFSKY - Homer and Marge's old shop teacher.
MR SMARTY PANTS - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
MR SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON - Film that Homer re-made with Mel Gibson. It was not well received.
MR SNOOKUMS - Moe's beloved cat.
MR SNRUB - Alias once taken-on by Mr Burns.
MR SOCOMOTO - Doctor who did acupressure on Marge after she broke her leg.
MR SPARKLE - Japanese advertising mascot comprised of a light bulb and a fish face that makes it look uncannily like Homer.
MR TEENY - Trained chimp that features on Krusty's show. Not very popular with Krusty because he annoys him and steals his cigarettes.
MRS FIELD'S COOKIES - The parent company of Confromco Brain Deprogrammers.
MRS GLICK - Dr Hibbert once left his Porsche keys in her after an operation.
MRS LUMENSTEIN - One of Homer and Marge's old teacher at Springfield High School.
MRS NORTON - Worker at the Springfield Library.
MRS SPENCER - One of the many residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle.
MRS ZACOVSKY - One of Homer and Marge's old teacher at Springfield High School.
MS FINCH - Works at the Nuclear Power Plant.
MS MAGAZINE - Magazine enjoyed by Marge, in the 70's anyway.
MS MALLON - Bart's teacher at the Enriched Learning Centre For Gifted Children.
MS MONSTER - One of Leo G Clarke's inventions.
MS SINCLAIR - Owner of the Ayn Rand School for Tots.
MT EMBOLISM - Ski resort where Marge broke her leg. Ski routes include: the Widowmaker; Spinebuster and Colostomizer.
MT SPLASHMORE - Fantastic fun water amusement park in Springfield, a sign outside reads: "This park is not copless, so please don't go topless". It claims to be "The Tri-County area's funnest water recreation facility".
MT SWARTZWELDER HISTORIC CIDER MILL - Attraction where the Flanders' have season passes to.
MT USEFUL STRATEGIC GRANITE RESERVE - Snow-covered mountain where Mr Burns once took his employees on a team-building exercise.
MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFINS! - One of the many booths at the Taste of Springfield Festival.
MUCH ADO ABOUT STUFFING - One of the many products that Homer ate to try and obtain disability through hyper-obesity.
MUD CITY - One of the many places where Princess Kashmir dances.
MUMBLETY PEG - Video game played in Springfield's Lower East Side during the 80's.
MUMBLY JOE - What Homer once called Bob Dole.
MUNICIPAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES - Restaurant where the Investorettes meet to discuss their investments.
MUNTU - President when the Simpsons went into Africa, flight attendant when they left.
MUNTZ FAMILY CHILI - One of the many stalls at the Springfield Chili Cook-Off.
MUSEUM OF BARNYARD ODDITIES - Where Bart once suggested to take Grampa on a day out.
MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY - Where Dr Stephen Jay Gould works, now hiring stuffers.
MY BABY IS AN UGLY MAN - Film starring Renier Wolfcastle.
MY DARLING BEEFEATER - A poster for this film hangs in Troy McClure's room.
MY DINNER WITH ANDRE - Arcade game played by Martin.
MY DINNER WITH JAR JAR - One of the many fine movies showing at the Springfield Googolplex.
MY 1ST VIDEO EDITOR - Video editor that Lisa used to make Flanders' dating video.
MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY - What Marge calls Bart.
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