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T-437 SAFETY COMMAND CONSOLE - Piece of equipment that Homer is in charge of. He was once seen sawing into in. Idiot.
TALK TO THE HAND - TV show that Marge and Homer watch.
TANKS OF THE THIRD REICH - Book purchased by Marge & Homer.
TANYA - One of Bart's classmates during his short stay at the Enriched Learning Centre For Gifted Children.
TAPEWORM - What Apu is destined to be in his next life.
TARTAR CONTROL DUFF - One of the many flavours of Duff.
TASTE OF SPRINGFIELD FESTIVAL - Festival where local restaurants offer food tasters to the townspeople. Scene of Homer's attempted assassination.
TATTOO ANNIE - Heavily-tattooed inmate at Springfield's Women's Prison. Once did time with Marge after she was locked-up for stealing from the Kwik-E-Mart.
TAVERN ON THE SCREAM - Restaurant where the Simpsons ate at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Bart ordered a brain burger with extra puss, Homer had the eyeball stew, and Marge went for the baby guts.
TAYLOR - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
TEACHER OF THE YEAR - Award that Edna Krabappel was once nominated for. She came second.
TEE MAN - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
TEEN - Magazine on sale at the Kwik-E-Mart.
TEEN DREAM - Magazine that Lisa read when she had the mumps.
TEEN TEAM - Magazine sold at Around The World News.
TEEN SCHEME - Magazine that Lisa read when she had the mumps.
TEEN SCREAM - Magazine that Lisa read when she had the mumps.
TELEMUNDO - Network that Homer tried to sell his Simpsons demo to before Fox bought it (according to Behind The Laughter).
TEMPORARY REFUND ADJUSTMENT - Presidential speak for a big tax hike.
TERLET - Unknown device invented by Grampa.
TERN FOR THE WURST - Name of a deli in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
TERROR LAKE - Town that the FBI suggested the Simpsons should stay in when they entered the Witness Relocation Program.
TEXAS CHEESECAKE DEPOSITORY - One of the many family restaurants in the Springfield area.
TGI McSCRATCHY'S GOODTIME FOODRINKERY - Part of Parents' Island on Itchy & Scratchy Land, where it's constantly New Year's Eve - how depressing!
THANKS FOR THE BOAT, LORD II - Name of one of the many boats that the Flanders family has owned.
THAT 70'S MOVIE - One of the many fine films showing at the Springfield Googolplex.
THAT'S FAMILIAR - Show that Zac took Zelda to see during their trip to Branson.
THE APPLE SAUCERY - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE ASTONISHING RUBBER CHEQUE - One of the many attractions at the Freak-E-Mart.
THE BABYSITTER TWINS - Series of books enjoyed by Lisa and Janey.
THE BARON - Octopia stage name for one of Apu & Manjula's kids.
THE BARREL ROLL - One of the many attractions at Duff Gardens.
THE BEATRICE SIMMONS MEMORIAL DINING HALL - One of the many things that Abe built with Bea's money.
THE BOUT TO KNOCK THE OTHER GUY OUT! - Watson v Tatum II. Shown on the Blockbuster Channel.
THE BOWL EARTH CATALOGUE - Bowling bowl catalogue which Homer reads.
THE BROCKMAN REPORT - Current affairs news show hosted by, you guessed it, Kent Brockman.
THE BRUSHES ARE COMING THE BRUSHES ARE COMING - Store in the Springfield Mall.
THE BUS THAT COULDN'T SLOW DOWN - Movie that Homer once saw. It somewhat resembles Speed.
THE CARAMEL CORN WAREHOUSE - One of the many shops in the Springfield Mall.
THE CASBAH CAFE - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE COBRA - Part of the yo-yo quartet, the Twirl-Kings, who once visited Springfield Elementary School.
THE COLLECTOR - Alias taken-on by Comic Book Guy in one of the more recent Halloween Specials.
THE COLOSTOMIZER - Name of one of the ski slopes on Mt Embolism.
THE CONTRABULOUS FANTRAPTION OF PROFESSOR HORATIO HUFNAGEL - Film which Troy McClure played a big part in, after turning-down the new McBain movie.
THE CRAPPY LITTLE ELVES - How Bart refers to The Happy Little Elves.
THE CREAMATORIUM - One of the many stores at the Springfield Mall.
THE CURVY NAIL - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE DE-LOCHINATOR - Machine used by Mr Burns to drain Loch Ness.
THE DEW DROP BAR - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE DRECK SQUAD - One of the many shows that the Simpson family loves.
THE DUFF BREWERY - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City. Also the name of the website you're visiting.
THE EAR PIERCERY - One of the many shops in the Springfield Mall.
THE END WILL COME AT SUNDOWN - Message engraved into the Springfield 'Angel' that scared the townsfolk into thinking that the end was nigh. Of course, it was all a publicity stunt to celebrate the opening of the Heavenly Hills Mall.
THE FAMILY JEWELS - Shop where Skinner bought Patty's engagement ring.
THE FIREWORKS CANDY AND PUPPY DOG STORE - Fun-sounding shop situated next to the Springfield Retirement Castle.
THE FORMULA FORMULA - One of the many titles in The Babysitter Twins series of books.
THE FOUNTAINHEAD DIET - Book read by Ms Sinclair at the Ayn Rand School for Tots.
THE FRENCH CONFECTION - One of the many booths at the Taste of Springfield Festival.
THE GATHERING DARKNESS - One of the many things that Abe Simpson is scared of.
THE GEMMILS - Power Plant employees.
THE GRUESOME TWOSOME - Homer's nickname for Patty & Selma.
THE HAMMER OF THOR - Bowling ball that Homer dreams to own.
THE HAPPY GYPSY - Apartment block that Mr Bergstrom lived in during his brief stay in Springfield. "You pay by the day".
THE HAPPY LITTLE ELVES MEET THE CURIOUS BARECUBS - Video that the kids watched while Ms Botz raided their house.
THE HAPPY SAILOR TATTOO PARLOUR - Where Bart had his tattoo done.
THE HOLY ROLLERS - Name of the bowling team including Rev. Lovejoy, Helen Lovejoy, Ned Flanders and the late Maude Flanders.
THE HOMER - Car Homer designed, ruining Herb's company. $82,000 if you're interested.
THE HONOR ROLLER - The name of Martin's old soapbox racer. It's sponsors include: Mensa; General Dynamics; and Tang.
THE HORNY TOAD - One of Springfield's many X-rated clubs.
THE HUMAN BEE - One of the many comics on sale in the Android's Dungeon.
THE HUNGRY HUN - One of the many booths at the Taste of Springfield Festival.
THE I NEVER HAD AN ITALIAN SUIT BLUES - First Bleeding Gums Murphy song that Lisa ever heard.
THE INCREDIBLE SIAMESE HOTDOG - One of the many attractions at the Freak-E-Mart.
THE IRS PRESENTS HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKI'S CLOWN-RELATED ENTERTAINMENT SHOW - New name for the Krusty show, after his assets were taken-over by the IRS.
THE JERKY HUT - One of the many stores in the Springfield Mall.
THE JOY OF COOKING MILHOUSE - Book read by Mrs Krabappel during the whole eating students fiasco at the school in Halloween V.
THE JURY OF THE DAMNED - Jury that the Devil Flanders used to attempt to take Homer's soul from him. The Jury consisted of: Benedict Arnold; Lizzie Borden; Richard Nixon; John Wilkes Booth; Blackbeard the Pirate; John Dillinger; and the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
THE LARRY DAVIS DANCE KINGS - Band the Grampa and Bea danced to on their first date.
THE LARRY DAVIS EXPERIENCE - Band playing at the club Homer and Marge visited as the Babysitter Bandit robbed their house.
THE LEGLESS FROG - Local restaurant which Homer reviewed for the Springfield Shopper. His closing remarks were "So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicy corpse. PS parking was ample".
THE MALARKEYS - One of the many shows that the Simpson family loves.
THE MATTEL AND MARS BAR QUICK ENERGY CHOCOBOT HOUR - The show that replaced Bart and Lisa's Kidz News. Characters include: Major Nougart; Gooey Coco and Colonel Kataffy. With this much corporate sponsorship, the show is barely legal.
THE MONROE BOX - Isolation chamber invented by Marvin Monroe, all he needs now is a baby to raise in it.
THE MURDERHORN - The highest mountain in Springfield. Once climbed by Homer.
THE NEW CHRISTY MINSTRELS - One of the many albums that John admired during his brief friendship with the Simpsons.
THE ORIGINAL FRENCHIES - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE PENNY LOAFER - One of the many sights the Simpsons saw on their trip to Capital City.
THE PERM BANK - Hairdressers where Marge visits.
THE PHARM TEAM - Medical place where Bart got his Focusyn from.
THE PIMENTO GROVE - Restaurant that Troy McClure took Selma to on their first date.
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM - Book that Bart, as the raven, dropped on Homer's head in the very first Halloween Special.
THE POPCORN SHACK - Shop in the Springfield Mall, next to The Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlour.
THE PRAIRIE DOG EXPERIENCE - Show that Octopia replaced at the Springfield Zoo.
THE PRESIDENT'S BABY IS MISSING - One of the many titles in The Babysitter Twins series of books.
THE PURTOINED LETTER - Book that Bart, as the raven, dropped on Homer's head in the very first Halloween Special.
THE RITZ CARLTON HOTEL FOR TRANSIENTS - Place where Armin Tanzarian stayed inn Capital City.
THE ROGER MEYERS STORY - Film at Itchy & Scratchy Land, portraying the life of Roger Meyers Snr.
THE RUSTY BARNACLE - Restaurant where Eugine Frisk held his stag do.
THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PRE-TEENS - Book which Bart once read.
THE SINGING DORK - Lisa's class' nickname for Mr Bergstrom.
THE SINGING DORKETTE - Lisa's class' nickname for Lisa.
THE SINGING SIRLOIN - "Home of ballads and salads". Where the family, Patty and Selma dined on Marge's birthday.
THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE - Restaurant where Red Barclay died after eating a massive steak. 12% of the franchise is owned by Dr Hibbert.
THE SPAGHETTI LABORATORY - One of the many family restaurants in the Springfield area.
THE SPEND ZONE - Shop in Cypress Creek where Homer purchased Tom Landry's hat.
THE SPINEBUSTER - Name of one of the ski slopes on Mt Embolism.
THE SPRINGFIELD KNOWLEDGEUM - "Where science is explained with brightly coloured balls".
THE SPRINGFIELD REVIEW OF BOOKS - Magazine which Sideshow Bob was reading when he robbed the Kwik-E-Mart.
THE STEALTH BOWLER - Bowling ball that Homer dreams to own.
THE STEREOTYPES - Bowling team that included Luigi and Cletus, among others.
THE 10 DO'S AND 500 DON'TS OF KNIFE SAFETY - Book that Bart had to read before he got his Junior Campers pocket knife.
THE TELL TALE HEART - Book that Bart, as the raven, dropped on Homer's head in the very first Halloween Special.
THE TERMINIZER - Movie script written by Homer. It's an erotic thriller about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason.
THE TEXAS CHEESECAKE DEPOSITORY - One of the many booths at the Taste of Springfield Festival.
THE THOMPSONS - Alias taken-on by the Simpsons when they entered the Witness Relocation Program.
THE TOM O'SHANTER CONNECTION - Store in the Springfield Mall.
THE TOOTH CHIPPER - Name of one of the rides at the carnival where we met Cooder and Spud.
THE WEDDING OF LINDA BIRD JOHNSON - One of the many albums that John admired during his brief friendship with the Simpsons.
THE WEINER MOBILE - Sausage-shaped car. The steering wheel is a giant onion ring.
THE WIDOWMAKER - Name of one of the ski slopes on Mt Embolism.
THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS - Classic book that Miss Hoover made her pupils read for their homework. Lisa didn't do it (!), and was forced into cheating to pass the test.
THE WINDY APPLE - Capital City's nickname.
THE WOMAN WHO DIED IN HER HOME - Name of the pamphlet that Dr Hibbert game to Marge after she developed agoraphobia.
THINKS TOO MUCH - Name that Lisa uses when she plays Cowboys & Indians with Bart.
THOU$AND DOLLAR MOVIE - Much enjoyed by Homer.
THRILLHOUSE - Milhouse's video game nickname.
TIBOR - Power plant employee who Homer blames all of his screw-ups on.
TIBETTOWN - District in Springfield, is always being picked on by Chinatown.
TIDIEST LOCKER - Award that Lisa once received, as detailed in her yearbook.
TIFFANY - Name of one of Cletus' many kids.
TIME BURGLAR - What Lisa is, according to the book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens.
TIME WASTER - One of the many games at the Springfield Arcade.
TIMELY MAGAZINE - Once featured Krusty on the front cover, with the caption "Krusty - Krook of the Year".
TIMMY O'TOOLE - The name of a boy that Bart claimed to have fallen down a Springfield well, of course, Bart was lying.
TIPSY MCSTAGGER'S GOOD TIME DRINKING AND EATING EMPORIUM - Company who were willing to pay good money for the Flaming Moe.
TITANIA - Runner-up to Moe in the Beer-Tender of the Year contest (even if she did sleep with Duffman). Has massive melons.
TITMOUSE - Word that Homer can't say without giggling like schoolgirl.
TITO PUENTE - Musician who was going to teach a Jazz program at the school, but it had to be suspended after Mr Burns stole their oil. Was once a suspect in the Burns shooting because of this.
TOBIAS - Aussie kid who Bart once rang-up to ask him which was the water went in his toilet.
TODAY'S GUNS - Magazine which Apu once appeared on the cover of.
TODD FLANDERS - Son of the stupidly-religious Ned Flanders. Loves to play mini golf, but will go slightly mad if you give him Pixi-Stix. Ned has given him the nicknames "The Todd-Meister", "Study Buddy" and "Toddsky".
TOM - F-14 fighter pilot who once played Bigger Brother to Bart. See also: Bigger Brothers and Pepi.
TOMBSTONES - The only things to survive when Ned's house was destroyed after Hurricane Barbara hit. Why do they all have tombstones anyway? Patty and Selma once bought a tombstone for Marge when they believed that Homer had died. The Kwik-E-Mart also sells tombstones.
TONTO - One of the many tombstones situated in the Simpsons' basement, during the first-ever Halloween special.
TOON TIMES - Newspaper read by Itchy.
TOOTHLESS JOE'S - Springfield's local candy store.
TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT - Cable TV channel intended for adults, but sometimes enjoyed by Bart.
TOPLESS NUDES - Strip club where Armin Tanzarian got a job in Capital City.
TOSHIRO - Apprentice chef at the Happy Sumo restaurant.
TOWN PRIDE - According to Lisa, it's been going downhill since the lake caught fire.
TOYS L US - Store in Chinatown, Springfield.
TRANSHEMISPERIC AIRLINES - Airline company that the Simpsons used to get to Australia.
TRASH-CO - Downmarket dumpster which Otto once stayed in when he was hard-up for dosh.
TREASURE ISLAND - Book that Bart was supposed to do a report on for Mrs Krabappel's class - needless to say, he didn't actually read it.
TREASURES OF ISIS - Exhibit that Homer took Lisa to see at the museum - when it was closed.
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR - Without doubt the greatest Simpsons episodes ever made, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials. These shows revolve around things happening on Halloween, in the past: Bart was cross-bred with a fly; Lisa created a new civilisation; and perhaps most scary of all, Homer entered our world.
TRIPLE-G RATED - One of the many places that Bart and Milhouse visited when they were high on a squishie-bender.
TROY McCLURE - Local celebrity who is, at the moment, a bit of a washout. Once dated Selma in order to get his acting career back on track, this also banished the rumours that he had a fish fetish.
TRUCKASAURUS - Massive mechanical contraption that once ate the Simpsons' car.
TRUCKERS CHOICE STAY-ALERT TABLETS - Present that Bart once gave to Lisa.
TRY-N-SAVE - Store that Bart was once caught stealing from, employs Don Brodka as it's detective.
TUBBB! - One of the many products that Homer ate to try and obtain disability through hyper-obesity.
TUBORG - The beer of Danish kings.
TUPAC SHAKUR (R.I.P) - Greatest rap star and actor to ever live. His albums have grossed over $70 million. He starred in such films as Gang Related, Gridlock'd and Poetic Justice. His best songs include If My Homies Call, Changes, Starin' Through My Rearview, Made Niggaz and the classic Hit Em Up. He's been mentioned twice in the Simpsons, the first time was when a TV announcer said "Here's a Video Christmas Card from Tupac Shakur", and the second when Homer remarked "There's lots of eligible bachelors in Heaven: Tupac Shakur...". Rest In Peace 'Pac.
TURN A MAN INTO PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS - Name of the class that Patty & Selma once taught at the Adult Education Annex.
TV - When Bart and Lisa asked Maggie whom she loved best, she came to hug this. The Simpson's TV has seen illegal cable, airing great shows such as: When Buildings Collapse; When Surgery Goes Wrong; as well as the epic Tatum v Watson II fight.
TV GUIDE - Magazine which the Simpsons appeared on the cover of in Behind The Laughter.
TWELVE DAY DRY CLEANERS - Name of one of the many shops in Springfield.
TWO GUYS FROM KABUL - Laura Powers used to love their food.
TWIRL-KINGS - Yo-yo quartet who once visited Springfield Elementary School. The quartet includes: Mr Amazing; Sparkle; Zero-Gravity; and The Cobra.
TYRANNO-VISION - Massive TV screen that can be found at the Springfield Air Force Base.
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